Oh of course…
TO WHOMEVER IS LEAVING LIVESTOCK INSIDE THE SCOUTING LEGION HQ: PLEASE KNOW THAT THE MILITARY POLICE IS WOEFULLY LOW ON ANIMALS AND NEEDS YOUR HELP. PLEASE CONSIDER A KIND DONATION TO THEIR CAUSE. DIRECTLY IN NILE DAWK’S OFFICE.
Levi, please. We all know all animals should be kept in the barn and those are very aptly named the Scouting Legion.
you mean like
the one from this post? http://tavoriel.tumblr.com/post/82250443205/wemarchalone-oh-hey-man-didnt-see-you-there
you mean like
…I feel like this is the opposite of sending help
//will still be afk for a while. My apologies to everyone. Thanks to everyone who is still sticking with me.
Shitty ass health
I SUMMON tentationsdivines TO THE STAGE
TENSHI-SAN I DON’T KNOW IF YOU’RE LAUGHING OR NOT BUT I AM MIKE LOOKS SO HAPPY TO HAVE WITNESSED HIS TWO FRIENDS GET MARRIED
Portals to Hell by hrmphfft
I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS
I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.
Whoever drew this is an amazing person and I love them.
What in hell
imagine an entire room and it’s all bed
no floor, just bed
you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there
all is bed
AWW THE ROOM COMES WITH A COMFY LOOKING HUG JACKET
this is exactly the reason why people think everybody here is on drugs
How to wear a knife strapped to your thigh with a garter like a fucking lady while managing not to slice yourself open because you were fool enough to carry an unsheathed weapon next to a squishy part of your body that moves when you walk.
- Get a garter from somewhere; this one is a sock garter from Sock Dreams, which means it’s made to stay the fuck up there.
- Get a fucking sheath for those sharp, pointy things and put them in the sheath. There’ll be a velcro loop at the top so that they won’t slide out if you hold the sheath upside down.
- Put the garter through the loop at the top meant for whatever you’re using to attach it to yourself. Attach it to yourself, adjusting for ease of grabbing. You don’t want to put it on your inner thigh because that is awkward as hell to get out. The only way you’d be able to get it out in a timely manner is if you attached the sheath upside down, at which point you’d need two garters to keep the sheath from tilting inward toward your other thigh.
- Oh no, now the sheath is hanging loosely and is going to make a weird pattern against your clothing. Tuck that shit into your stockings if you’re wearing them, or use another garter if you’re not.
- Pull your pencil skirt back down over the knife sheath. Adjust accordingly due to tightness of skirt and shape of sheath. Make sure you can get at it as quick as you want.
- People look at you really strangely if this is the knife you pull out when you want to cut your apple up.