a-jaegers-honor asked:
"Then can you explain some other strategy for getting them out of my room?"

memosfromlevi:

Oh of course…

Ahem.

TO WHOMEVER IS LEAVING LIVESTOCK INSIDE THE SCOUTING LEGION HQ: PLEASE KNOW THAT THE MILITARY POLICE IS WOEFULLY LOW ON ANIMALS AND NEEDS YOUR HELP. PLEASE CONSIDER A KIND DONATION TO THEIR CAUSE. DIRECTLY IN NILE DAWK’S OFFICE.

Levi, please. We all know all animals should be kept in the barn and those are very aptly named the Scouting Legion.

answered 2 days ago @ 17 Apr 2014 with 11 notes via/source
xmemosfromlevi xBIRDLING ILU
scoutlings asked:
so i'm staring at that frog gif and all i can see is erwin and nile pls send help

tavoriel:

you mean like

the one from this post? http://tavoriel.tumblr.com/post/82250443205/wemarchalone-oh-hey-man-didnt-see-you-there

you mean like

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…I feel like this is the opposite of sending help

answered 2 days ago @ 17 Apr 2014 with 24 notes via/source

//will still be afk for a while. My apologies to everyone. Thanks to everyone who is still sticking with me.

Shitty ass health

posted 2 days ago @ 17 Apr 2014 with 5 notes
xOutOfBeers

strangler-fig:

お知らせ

私、らくだと申します。

reblogged 2 days ago @ 17 Apr 2014 with 202 notes via/source
naughtysensei:

[ ゼラ ]  エルヴィン受けログ
reblogged 6 days ago @ 13 Apr 2014 with 744 notes via/source
x??? xerunai xeruri xnaieruri? xWHAT

worldofchicken:

I SUMMON tentationsdivines TO THE STAGE

TENSHI-SAN I DON’T KNOW IF YOU’RE LAUGHING OR NOT BUT I AM MIKE LOOKS SO HAPPY TO HAVE WITNESSED HIS TWO FRIENDS GET MARRIED

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=39314687

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reblogged 1 week ago @ 13 Apr 2014 with 155 notes via/source

captainarlert:

therealbarbielifts:

bergerwithcheese:

trumpetnista:

2ndratehandjob:

lady-dirtbag:

marchqueen:

tastefullyoffensive:

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

IT’S BACK

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

ITS BACK 

This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.

Whoever drew this is an amazing person and I love them.

What in hell

reblogged 1 week ago @ 10 Apr 2014 with 619,791 notes via/source
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naughtysensei:

covan  [ 進撃ラクガキ2 ]
reblogged 1 week ago @ 10 Apr 2014 with 143 notes via/source

lovelynessdreams:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

kit-pocket:

coelacanthteeth:

imagine an entire room and it’s all bed

no floor, just bed

you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there

all is bed

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AWW THE ROOM COMES WITH A COMFY LOOKING HUG JACKET

this is exactly the reason why people think everybody here is on drugs

reblogged 1 week ago @ 10 Apr 2014 with 460,354 notes via/source
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adriofthedead:

THE RITUAL IS COMPLETE

adriofthedead:

THE RITUAL IS COMPLETE

reblogged 1 week ago @ 10 Apr 2014 with 347,472 notes via/source
xmeow

nachosinthetardis:

there are nice americans

there are rude americans

there are nice brits

there are rude brits

there are nice canadians

there’s justin bieber

reblogged 1 week ago @ 10 Apr 2014 with 475,933 notes via/source
xOutOfBeers
junjouchara:

half-of-marcos-ghost:

Bertl looks really mad at that wall.
like hes gonna break it or something

junjouchara:

half-of-marcos-ghost:

Bertl looks really mad at that wall.

like hes gonna break it or something

reblogged 1 week ago @ 09 Apr 2014 with 19,182 notes via/source
pyromaniacqueen:

no seriously fuck cops- fuck that cop- hes fine as hell

pyromaniacqueen:

no seriously fuck cops- fuck that cop- hes fine as hell

reblogged 1 week ago @ 09 Apr 2014 with 78 notes via/source
chucklestheboywonder:

WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME SO HAPPY EVERYTIME I SEE IT

chucklestheboywonder:

WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME SO HAPPY EVERYTIME I SEE IT

reblogged 1 week ago @ 09 Apr 2014 with 213,163 notes via/source
xawwww xOutOfBeers

zagreussits:

How to wear a knife strapped to your thigh with a garter like a fucking lady while managing not to slice yourself open because you were fool enough to carry an unsheathed weapon next to a squishy part of your body that moves when you walk.

  1. Get a garter from somewhere; this one is a sock garter from Sock Dreams, which means it’s made to stay the fuck up there.
  2. Get a fucking sheath for those sharp, pointy things and put them in the sheath. There’ll be a velcro loop at the top so that they won’t slide out if you hold the sheath upside down.
  3. Put the garter through the loop at the top meant for whatever you’re using to attach it to yourself. Attach it to yourself, adjusting for ease of grabbing. You don’t want to put it on your inner thigh because that is awkward as hell to get out. The only way you’d be able to get it out in a timely manner is if you attached the sheath upside down, at which point you’d need two garters to keep the sheath from tilting inward toward your other thigh.
  4. Oh no, now the sheath is hanging loosely and is going to make a weird pattern against your clothing. Tuck that shit into your stockings if you’re wearing them, or use another garter if you’re not.
  5. Pull your pencil skirt back down over the knife sheath. Adjust accordingly due to tightness of skirt and shape of sheath. Make sure you can get at it as quick as you want.
  6. People look at you really strangely if this is the knife you pull out when you want to cut your apple up.
reblogged 1 week ago @ 09 Apr 2014 with 108,685 notes via/source
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